
Every Christmas Eve, we meet my folks at the 7pm Candlelight Service then go back to their house for lots of yummy finger foods and one gift for each child to open early. Same thing happens every year (except for the one when we got all that snow). The kids enjoy the shorter-than-normal service and think lighting the candles is cool. So, this year was no different. We beat the 'rents to the church, as usual. We found 6 chairs together and sat down. No problem. Then Nanny and Pops arrived...
For once, Kieren decided she wanted Pops and ONLY Pops to love on her. She sat between Nanny and Pops, but put as much space as possible between herself and Nanny. When she snubbed my mom, I had something to say to Kieren about her rudeness.
All was well, until we got closer to lighting the candles. I leaned over and whispered to my mom to see if she thought my dad was going to be able to handle a four-year-old with a candle, while juggling his own. She weakly answered "sure". Hmmm...not a real confidence builder. So my mom leaned over and reminded my dad that he had to make sure Kieren's long hair didn't get too close to the flames. He got ticked at my mom of course! So I reminded him that I asked her to say something because I am "the mom". That earned me an eye-roll, but he got the point.
So the church is completely silent and everyone passes the flame. As we start singing "Silent Night" in the very dark service, I keep watching Kieren out of the corner of my eye. My dad was doing really well, UNTIL Kieren decided to hold the burning candle behind my dad's back. He quickly moves, but Kieren is quicker. Now she is holding the flame in front of his crotch!!! At this point I'm trying not to snort or giggle too loud. Pops moves Kieren's hand, but now she is holding the candle up to his mustache!!! OMG!!!! I can feel the tears start to form as I try so hard not to bust out laughing! As Pops tries to avoid the flame, Kieren goes back to holding it at his crotch again!!! THEN I start laughing because ALL I can think of is "roast weenies and toasted buns, anyone?"!!!! O.M.G. When the song finally ended, I had tears running down my face and couldn't stop giggling. I bet my dad thinks that was THE longest song he has ever heard!!!!!!