Black Friday!!!! Now that strikes fear into most men's souls! For those not in the US, Black Friday is what they call the huge shopping day following Thanksgiving Day. It is the official start of the Christmas Shopping Season. All stores have massive sales and open early.
Heather and I have a tradition of shopping together on Black Friday. We only missed one year when Andy and I took Cullen to Disney World for his 7th birthday. Some years we don't find many deals, but other years... Well, you'll see the photos! Heather and I go through the adds separately on Thanksgiving Day, and then get together that night for strategy planning. This is serious stuff!!!
This year Heather picked me up at 4:45am. We weren't very excited by the adds and figured we wouldn't get much. We had decided that Toys 'R Us didn't have anything we wanted so we switched venues this year and headed for Springfield instead of Beavercreek. We started with JC Penny. The store opened at 4am so we thought the worst would be over. WRONG!!! That place was nuts!!! The lines went on forever! I immediately got in line as Heather went to work. Heather and I are pros at this. We don't use carts (they slow you down). We work as a team. We have our lists so things go fast. I wait in line and Heather brings me things.
The line I chose didn't move at all for the first 10 minutes so I called Heather's cell. After checking out other areas, I switched to another check-out location. Things looked promising until (dum dum dummmmm...) we noticed our line was going nowhere. The woman (sorry, I can't really post what we all called her) at the front of the line was only there to get a price adjustment on all the items she bought the day before (she pre-shopped the sale)!!! Her receipt was 3 feet long - I'M NOT KIDDING!!! Each item had to be entered manually and re-adjusted. It took 40 freaking minutes!!! We were all going to kill her! After over an hour of standing in line, we were done and moving on to the next stop.
Next was Old Navy, just down the mall corridor. Let's just say that Kieren's wardrobe has been updated yet again thanks to Aunt Heather! No, these aren't for Christmas. Kieren outgrew all the great clothes Heather bought for her in September. All the gorgeous shirts were crop-tops! YIKES! We hadn't expected this huge growth spurt (shirts are now 5T or big girl's 4-5). So I will be posting photos of the Empress' New Clothes later. Moving on...
We left the mall with a couple of big bags and headed out for K-Mart. I think the last time I went to K-Mart was last year on Black Friday. The parking lot was intimidating to say the least. We had to hike in. We walked in the door and Heather put on the breaks. Things did not look good. There were two lines that went to the back of the store and another that ran the length of the store. YIKES!!! I talked Heather into looking anyway. We are so glad we did! Heather got some great stuff for the kids!!! After getting the big items, one of which was almost as tall as me, I pushed everything through the store and got in line and Heather continued to shop. Boy did I get some strange looks! LOL!!! I chose the line closest to the entrance. It was the right choice! Eventhough the line went to the back of the store, it split into two registers at the end, as did the line next to it. The fools in the line running the length of the store (it was a lot longer than the other lines) were probably still there a hour later as their line only went to one register!!! As we got within a couple of people to the cashier, the line next to us opened and we jumped into it first! WOOHOO!!! We hauled our mountain of toys to the car parked in Alaska and then we had a problem. The cashier double charged Heather for a toy. Crap! I stayed with the car and Heather hiked back to the store. Let's just say that Heather was pissed when she came back. Managers need to learn that when they work in a service industry, they need to learn what the word "service" means. Heather got her price adjustment, but it was not a pleasant experience!
Our next stop was supposed to be Target, but as we drove over the bridge and looked down into Target's parking lot, we both yelled "hell no!" and headed for Meijer. The Target parking lot was full and people were parking at restaurants across the street and hiking in. We knew that Meijer would price-match (any items not on door-buster sales). We walked into an empty Meijer. It was freaky!!! Twenty minutes later, we were headed for breakfast with friends and had more bargains in the car.
Breakfast was nice, but there was shopping to do! Our next store was Bed, Bath & Beyond. Mostly we went there to use the potty, but we did walk around (nothing worth waiting in that line for). So we ran next door to Kohl's. Again the lines went to the back of the store. Heather now has 16 place-settings of new beautiful dishes plus serving pieces and other gifts were bought. Mark and Ian came into town so we met them for lunch (they ate, we rested!).
You would think we would be ready to head home, wouldn't you?! Nope! Next stop - Lowes! It was a quick stop. We then headed for Wal-Mart. HOLY COW!!! They had some great deals!!! We filled that cart to over-flow!!! WOW!!! It was amazing! By the time we loaded the car, it was obvious we couldn't fit much more inside. So we finally called it quits. We drove into Fairborn to run an errand and visit a friend and finally FINALLY went home. We shopped for over 8 hours. Heather says she is almost done with her Christmas shopping now! Me? Well, I haven't started. Everything purchased on our adventure was Heather's. I can't shop until I get a job in and get paid. Why go? Well, for the adventure and fun, of course!!! We had a great time! I can't wait until next year!!!
Now, take a look at the damage we did in 8 hours. Pretty impressive, if I do say so myself!

This is Heather's Ford Explorer (Okay, it's really Mark's!) after our little shopping trip.

We probably could fit another couple of small items inside, but we were concerned about the windows popping out.

Rolling the side windows down for this photo was challenging. Gifts kept sliding out!!!

The inside view after our rein of terror! Let me put this into perspective. This is a big Ford Explorer. It even has that third row seating. The packages are from the floor up and from the front seats all the way back. The light yellow thing in the front is a HUGE Winnie-The-Pooh for Ian. Every time Heather would break, Pooh would get shoved into the space between us! You can just make out the top of Ian's carseat in the middle of the packages!!! Not to worry, Ian stayed home with his Daddy, but visited us for lunch and a couple of stores! Pretty impressive, huh?!